Hot Coffee sacrifices

Sometimes people seem to fall in love with the snappy phrase without realising what it really means... Spotted while driving the other day (and taken while the cars were halted at the lights).

"I'd like an individually roasted individual please. I like my people cooked separately, as it avoids mixing the flavours. While you are doing that, I'll just pop next door to the the family butchers that offer a personal service."

James