Because of the AFL, the ABC isn't relaying TMS from the BBC, and the BBC's WWW broadcast has presumably gone US as a result of all of AUS logging on.
So we fall back on the TV commentary which is on SBS and frankly like listening to paint dry.
Having to listen to three ex-England captains is like waiting for the Shakespeare from the monkeys with typewriters except less insightful, less amusing and less intelligent.
Ah, TMS is back. That's the closest I want to get to Cold Turkey.