Sorry we've been a bit absent, but here we are, back with an inappropriately timed drumroll (or two).
Thanks Rita and Animal.
PS: For those (like us) whose Spanish isn't up to stuff:
"Listen Buddy. All I wanna tell you is that you shouldn't do that. It's not nice, you understand? Look at me when I'm talking to you. This is my number, and if you bother me any more I'm gonna hit you so hard, it's gonna leave you stupid. Cool it."
Sounds so much better in Spanish, doesn't it?