So, I said to James:
"Hey, there was this really funny article in the paper today.
It was about a snake who bit a girl at the racecourse.
I was going to scan it and post it on the blog."
James: "Great, you do that.
- Now NO-ONE will come to visit us." *
Please don't cancel your plans. I'm sure the girl was fine. The whole thing reads like some sort of fiction.
* especially Rowena.